And every so often…some actor, or politician or footballer is caught in a hotel room, you know? Surrounded by hookers and cocaine and mixed currency, and everybody else goes “Oh the shame of it! How could he? How absolutely dreadful! I’d never do that, NEVER! I’ve never had the chance, but I would never, EVER do that. Ohh, the disgust that courses through me right now, you could bottle it.” But…what else are you supposed to give hookers in a hotel room? “Yoghurt, anybody? I made some yoghurt this morning. Would you like some? It’s got granola and everything, you sure? Go on, have a bit!
Dylan Moran. (via bravebravesirrobin)
